This happened two minutes ago. These are true and actual details of the event:
The door bell rang. I went down stairs and looked through the peephole to see who it was. It was a little man in his mid twenties wearing dark framed glasses. I observed him before opening the door. I saw him wipe something on my house. I kept watching. I saw him dig into his nose and again wipe something on my house. Again I saw him DIG INTO HIS NOSE AND WIPE SOMETHING ON MY HOUSE!!!! I opened the door.
"Hi mam, ... nothing crazy... I'm from (a windshield replacement company) and I saw that you had a crack in your windshield. Are you covered for that?
"I just watched you pick your nose and wipe it on my house."
"... Uh... Okay... ... ..."
"You can leave now."
"Okay."
I pulled my car into the garage. I will be hosing down my house upon finishing this post.
