Bored? Try saying this to your husband with a straight face,

"I want to thank you for choosing me above all other women."

I read somewhere that they like it so I gave it a shot. You have no idea how excruciating it was for me to get that sentence to come out of my mouth. But I did it, straight faced... and he didn't laugh. He loved it. He was smiley and giddy for days. Do it, I dare you. Make sure your legs are shaved.