Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Some Tips for a Happy Halloween

This is a very fun costume to wear. Do not wear this costume to a Ward Trunk-or-Treat. You will be subject to some not-so-funny jokes and impressions. Polite chuckles will be expected. Also do not wear to any Hollywood events or fundraisers. You will be shot at.

Do not wear this costume at all. Not as many people watch Heroes as you think. People will not ask you who you are supposed to be. Instead they will go the whole night thinking you have a dumb costume. The more you try and explain who you are, the nerdier you and this costume will become.

Do let your son be whatever he wants, despite your warnings that he'll have a difficult time eating, drinking, and possibly breathing. He will be happy and his costume will be so cliche it's cute.