I Love Almond Joys. While driving home from church I was explaining to Luke how much I love them, when he says to me,
"I would like Almond Joys if it weren't for the coconut."
As a fan of Almond Joys, this statement was both absurd and offensive.
"What? You can't take the coconut out of an Almond Joy. If you did, it wouldn't be an Almond Joy... or even a candy bar. So you can't say that you 'would like Almond Joys if it weren't for the coconut', because what you're really saying is that you hate Almond Joys, and instead, would like two chocolate covered nuts."
He'll think twice before ever saying something like that again.
