What not to say to your over due pregnant wife

When you're pregnant I always let myself go too.

I didn't let myself go. I'm pregnant.

Eye Kisses

For a while when Kendal was younger she was afraid to go to sleep in her bed. She said she was "afraid of bad dreams". So I started a little ritual of giving her a kiss on each eye every night before she went to bed to help her have good dreams. This always calmed her fears as she went to sleep. I still do this. She never lets me forget. If I do she'll call from her room in her sweet little voice "MOM. YOU FORGOT TO KISS MY EYES!"

Last night she came into to my room to get her eye kisses. This has become the new routine as I am 9 month pregnant, almost completely immobile and unable to climb up and lean over her bunk bed. After giving me a kiss and a hug she said, "Wait! I have to kiss the baby." She hugged and kissed my belly. Then she asked, "Where are the baby's eyes?" I pointed to a spot on my belly and she gave it two kisses, one for each eye. I gave her a big hug, said goodnight and she ran off to bed.

Conversations of a Married Couple

Me: I told you I had heartburn.

Luke: No you didn’t.

Yes I did.

Maybe I wasn’t listening.

But you responded.

That doesn’t mean I was listening.

(punched Luke in stomach)

Luke's 33 Birthday

My favorite part is Brittney sitting on the couch with a lap blanket saying "I'm going to be sore tomorrow."



Sean's friend Vanessa was a trooper. She got up and did this on a date and in front of a room full of strangers. Cicily, I don't know how you didn't win.



Sean and Richard are good sports. Rules are you're not allowed to pick the song. They ended up doing the gayest song on Just Dance. Brittney beat them sitting down.



Yes... This is the Championship round. These boys beat all of us wives.



We needed one final round to determine who is the True Just Dance King/Queen. James came out victorious. He is unstoppable.

Um...

I don't like blogging anymore.

Cruel and Unusual

Raegan kicked Kendal. So we told Raegan that her Mii had to stay like this for a week. I underestimated the affect of disfiguring her Mii. She went upstairs crying. Was this too harsh?

Please don't tell anyone we do this.