Getting Older

Today I was sitting on my cellulite, plucking my grays, and looking at my wrinkles AND zits, not feeling cute at all.

Then later while pushing a giant cart of food through Costco with only 2 kids in tow, the cutest old lady caught me and said, "You look too young to be a mommy." I almost hugged her.

7 Years and Still No Itch

Happy Anniversary to Us! After much trial and error while dating, I figured out what is truly important in a man... and no, it isn't a full head of hair.  I found exactly who I wanted, married him and he is more than I even hoped for. We both feel so incredibly blessed. Cheers to another amazing 7.

I just realized...

I have a bizarre collection of celebrity crushes.

#1 Bobby Flay

#2 Legolas

#3 Rod Stewart

#4 Glenn Beck

#5 Bean
(he totally counts)

My favortie part of Mother's Day...

was last night as I was about to fall asleep, Luke turned to me and said,

"Thank you for making it so I don't ever have to wonder what a great marriage would be like."

(dang.... he's good.)

Cat Lady

"Raegan, what's your life's dream?"
"I want to be a cat lady. You know, one of those ladies who has lots of cats."

I guess that's good. At least it's very unlikely she'll end up disappointed with her life.

Caught

Luke walked in the door after coming home from work...

Luke: Hows the car?
Me: Fine.
...It's fine? ...after you hit that Sonic menu and took off?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!!
No one. I was in the drive-thru. I saw you.
oh ...the bumper's scratched.

Facebook

A lot of people knock me for being on facebook, but without it I wouldn't have conversations like these.

• Sheri Harrison Are you in Los Banos?
• Andrew Herd Was.
• Sheri Harrison I thought so. I used to drive by Rooney's every weekend on my way to San Francisco.
• Andrew Herd After years of driving right by and always wondering what Rooney's was all about, I finally stopped in to explore its secrets. Great deals on bubble gum flavored vodka....what the? Gross.
• Summer Connery Um, you said it sounded interesting. Nice try buster.
• Andrew Herd Summer, stop embarrassing me in front of my frieeeeeeeeends!!!
• Summer Connery Me!? We swore that the words bubble, gum, and vodka would never pass our lips collectively ever again. You have succeeded in embarassing both of us.
  
• Andrew Herd It's comments like these that drive me right back into the arms of bubble gum vodka. . .
• Sheri Harrison This conversation made my day.

• Zepuur Schutz I'm soo bored!!!.
• Sheri Harrison Me too! I'm on facebook so I don't eat.
• Zepuur Schutz You can't eat while you're on FB?
• Sheri Harrison ‎... I guess I could. Thanks Zepuur, you just ruined my diet.
• Zepuur Schutz hey, i didn't do anything! :)
• Sheri Harrison We could go interact with our kids, clean something or make dinner. *sigh* Fine. I gotta go...
• Zepuur Schutz Peace out homie.