My favortie part of Mother's Day...

was last night as I was about to fall asleep, Luke turned to me and said,

"Thank you for making it so I don't ever have to wonder what a great marriage would be like."

(dang.... he's good.)

Cat Lady

"Raegan, what's your life's dream?"
"I want to be a cat lady. You know, one of those ladies who has lots of cats."

I guess that's good. At least it's very unlikely she'll end up disappointed with her life.

Caught

Luke walked in the door after coming home from work...

Luke: Hows the car?
Me: Fine.
...It's fine? ...after you hit that Sonic menu and took off?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!!
No one. I was in the drive-thru. I saw you.
oh ...the bumper's scratched.

Facebook

A lot of people knock me for being on facebook, but without it I wouldn't have conversations like these.

• Sheri Harrison Are you in Los Banos?
• Andrew Herd Was.
• Sheri Harrison I thought so. I used to drive by Rooney's every weekend on my way to San Francisco.
• Andrew Herd After years of driving right by and always wondering what Rooney's was all about, I finally stopped in to explore its secrets. Great deals on bubble gum flavored vodka....what the? Gross.
• Summer Connery Um, you said it sounded interesting. Nice try buster.
• Andrew Herd Summer, stop embarrassing me in front of my frieeeeeeeeends!!!
• Summer Connery Me!? We swore that the words bubble, gum, and vodka would never pass our lips collectively ever again. You have succeeded in embarassing both of us.
  
• Andrew Herd It's comments like these that drive me right back into the arms of bubble gum vodka. . .
• Sheri Harrison This conversation made my day.

• Zepuur Schutz I'm soo bored!!!.
• Sheri Harrison Me too! I'm on facebook so I don't eat.
• Zepuur Schutz You can't eat while you're on FB?
• Sheri Harrison ‎... I guess I could. Thanks Zepuur, you just ruined my diet.
• Zepuur Schutz hey, i didn't do anything! :)
• Sheri Harrison We could go interact with our kids, clean something or make dinner. *sigh* Fine. I gotta go...
• Zepuur Schutz Peace out homie.

Mix A Pancake

Peek-a-boo isn't good enough for this kid.
He wants me to act like an idiot.

Our House

Raegan wrote this poem about our house.

This is the house where I live

This is where I feel love like a dove

This is where it's a home not a gnome

This is where I play my game

and this is where there is nothing lame

and you can hear the doorbell ring

and feel the love all around (not like the pound!)

and somebody cares about meeeee!

I LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD!

No Nake-Up

This morning Ellie came into my bathroom while I was trying to get ready when she informed me,

"Mom, you're face look like this...

You need to do your nake-up."